I remember one Christmas my father gave my mother a new set of tires for her car, She didn't seem phased by the gift.
When I was in my early twenties I was talking to my mom about a Christmas gift for my then current girl friend, when the flood gates opened and my mom commented on the tires gift and what an A-hole my father was.
I'm actually glad she told me, (I'm a practical person) so I would not make the same mistake.
Jerry walks into the lingerie department of Macy’s and tells the sales lady, “I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size - 34B.”
With a quizzical look, the sales lady asks, “What kind?”
He repeats, “A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra and that you'd know what she wanted.”
“Oh, yes, now I understand,” says the sales lady. “We don’t get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.”
Confused, Jerry asks, “So, what are the differences?”
The sales lady responds. “It’s really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.”
He muses on that information for a minute and says, “Hmm. I know I’ll regret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?”
“Ah,” she replied, “the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills.
Well this is no joke. It actually happened to me this morning, but I got so tickled by it I thought I'd share it on this thread... The flapper seal on one of my toilets was starting to deteriorate and causing very slow leakage internally. The toilet, once it lost a certain level, would refill the tank and then automatically shut itself off. The plumbers term for this problem is "ghost flushing", usually resolved by replacing the flapper seal. So off I go to the hardware store to purchase a new one. The people there are very friendly and, once through the door, I was asked if I need help. I told him, "Bad toilet... I have ghost flushing and I need a new flapper". To which the lady cashier said, "Oh, have you seen a doctor?" Needless to say, we all got tickled and it did put some well needed humor into my project...
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@RockMountainBriar , you have no idea how expensive.,........
Nice dishwasher!! but they are VERY expensive and temperamental
Shows how tech savy I am.
I found that to be true...why 🤔
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Better grip than this old man!
https://babylonbee.com/news/30-other-things-found-in-bidens-garage
The flapper seal on one of my toilets was starting to deteriorate and causing very slow leakage internally. The toilet, once it lost a certain level, would refill the tank and then automatically shut itself off. The plumbers term for this problem is "ghost flushing", usually resolved by replacing the flapper seal.
So off I go to the hardware store to purchase a new one. The people there are very friendly and, once through the door, I was asked if I need help. I told him, "Bad toilet... I have ghost flushing and I need a new flapper". To which the lady cashier said, "Oh, have you seen a doctor?"
Needless to say, we all got tickled and it did put some well needed humor into my project...
That is a hoot. Good to hear that people have an appreciation for humor. I hope your stool clears up