I'll tell ya, you all had fun. When I was a kid my siblings would send me into a 7-11 to steal crap for them Amazing how kids can grow up in completely different environments and end up just as warped
<<It really is too easy for people to become pipesmokers. They'll just let anyone walk in off the streets buy a pipe, smoke it, and everyone just lets them do it. >>
I wonder if cows get acid reflux too It still amazes me how these woke US millionaires spend money on this crap when they could spend it on people in the US that really need help.
Bill Gates wants to stop cows from burping in latest investment
@vtgrad2003 In my humble opinion, the problem with Bill Gates, Hollywood celebrities and the ilk, is that they have so much money that they don't have to worry about doing an honest day's work and can just sit around and dream up solutions to problems that seldom really exists.
"Cow's burping or farting? We need to stop that because it's destroying the planet!" I call male cow feces on that because there is really a simpler solution. Butcher the offending burping and farting cows and fed to meat to humans who are malnourished.
@vtgrad2003 It took me maybe 30 seconds. I had seen a phrase that was similar, the phase was somewhat nonsensical/convoluted, and you were instructed to pick out how many “i”s were in the phrase. Most people waste their “brain power” trying to decipher the spangly worded phrase. It contained several “it”s. Most people with good reading skills just skip over the small words (such as “the” and “it” etc.) that are not that important and miss a few “i”s…or the extra “the” in this case. Usually children, or someone just learning to read will catch them right away. The first time I saw the “it” phrase, it took me several minutes, then I had to be “let in on the secret”. Weird huh?
So it's not really a smiley unless you actually look and if you look it may not be a smiley either. Hum, Based on the fact I can see the smiley would suggest that it was never was actually Schrodinger’s.
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Amazing how kids can grow up in completely different environments and end up just as warped
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning.
After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church.
“Why aren’t you dressed for church?”
“Simple. I’m not going.”
“Why not?”
“Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going.
First of all, the church is cold in the morning.
It’s just cold. Second, no one there likes me.
Everyone is always talking about me behind my back.
And third, most important of all, I just don’t feel like going!”
“Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why you ARE going.
First of all, the church isn’t cold in the morning; it’s warm.
Second, I think, or I’m pretty sure, that there are some people there who do like you, and third you’re the minister, so get dressed.”
A Proposal for A Bar Exam for Pipe Smokers
https://pipesmagazine.com/forums/threads/a-bar-exam-for-pipesmokers.95992/
<<It really is too easy for people to become pipesmokers. They'll just let anyone walk in off the streets buy a pipe, smoke it, and everyone just lets them do it. >>
Dog gone, Brother, I'm not sure I could pass that test.
It still amazes me how these woke US millionaires spend money on this crap when they could spend it on people in the US that really need help.
Bill Gates wants to stop cows from burping in latest investment
https://www.foxbusiness.com/business-leaders/bill-gates-stop-cows-burping-latest-investmentIn my humble opinion, the problem with Bill Gates, Hollywood celebrities and the ilk, is that they have so much money that they don't have to worry about doing an honest day's work and can just sit around and dream up solutions to problems that seldom really exists.
"Cow's burping or farting? We need to stop that because it's destroying the planet!" I call male cow feces on that because there is really a simpler solution. Butcher the offending burping and farting cows and fed to meat to humans who are malnourished.
Dude, I stared at that damn thing for 20 minutes
It took me maybe 30 seconds. I had seen a phrase that was similar, the phase was somewhat nonsensical/convoluted, and you were instructed to pick out how many “i”s were in the phrase. Most people waste their “brain power” trying to decipher the spangly worded phrase. It contained several “it”s. Most people with good reading skills just skip over the small words (such as “the” and “it” etc.) that are not that important and miss a few “i”s…or the extra “the” in this case. Usually children, or someone just learning to read will catch them right away. The first time I saw the “it” phrase, it took me several minutes, then I had to be “let in on the secret”. Weird huh?
Dude, LSD "wasted my brain power" years ago!
I told you @RockyMountainBriar was a genius.
You posted that for me didn't you? If you weren't a fellow ”Cheap Old Bastard” that would piss me off, Brother.
When is 99 considerably more than 100?
How many I's? Well, my count is 7...5 letters and my 2 "Ize" readin' it!
I’ll admit, I cheated on that one. I Googled it. Otherwise, you had me stumped👍🏻
https://babylonbee.com/news/ford-releases-new-safety-feature-where-car-shuts-off-if-a-woman-gets-in-driver-seat
https://babylonbee.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-emerges-from-his-burrow-to-let-everyone-know-there-are-some-documents-marked-classified-down-there