It almost doesn't matter how old it is there are a plethora of his stupid ass speaking gaffes. This pretend president is the absolute worst in history.
IF he makes it all the way to the bottom of the incline, he will stop suddenly when he hits the dock. which appears to be made from wood. It won't be pretty but he probably won't go in the water.
This Christmas season, I feel obligated to remind you of what happened to one of our TPL brothers last Christmas. Below is the last known picture of him. He died mysteriously 2 days after Christmas morning...
My mom got me a snow shovel for Christmas once many years ago. It’s still in my garage in pristine condition. I was never any good at “catching on” to the round-about, beat-around-the-bush way of a woman asks….suggests….????….they want something done. Not really, I catch on, I just ignore it until whatever the “ask”, is actually asked. Maybe that’s why I am still single🤔.
Ok, The shovel isn’t really pristine. It’s actually about half way through it’s useful life as a decent snow shovel. It’s probably close to 25 years old though. Yes, I did remove the snow from my mom’s walk, with a machine though. I just used that snow shovel the other day and it still has the little Christmas package name sticker on the handle. You know the type-To: Johnny, From: Mom. The type that probably has some garland, Christmas decorations, pine boughs or combination thereof printed on it. It had a big red Christmas bow tied around the handle when it was given to me. The bow is long gone now.
After we bought our house back in 72, I bought me Bride a dishwasher for Christmas. She cried. I thought they were tears of joy, up until now. Son of a Bitch!
@opipeman It must have worked out, she didn’t beat you over the head with a rolling pin, stuff you inside the dishwasher and bury it in the backyard…..like possibly what happened to the “pipe guy” and his vacuum cleaner sometime after Christmas morning.
@RockyMountainBriar; In the 57 years of marriage, she has perfected forgiveness to an almost saintly level. I on the other hand, still don't understand her and still screw up on a regular basis.
@opipeman That's because you're a man and not some gender fluid non-binary! If you knew what it was like to wear her "panties", like a gender fluid non-binary thing with a penis would know, then you wouldn't screw up as much because you would be more 'like her'.
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....but it's actually true. Funny and sad all at the same time.
The leader of the free world has spoken. In a manner of speaking.
Well, to give him the benefit of the doubt, he is wearing very thick glasses...🙄
OR, the worst, and dirty too?
He does have thick glasses. Imagine, meself making fun of old people. Why it's shameful.
Hilarious..and true
Guess I've been doing it all wrong too 😂🤣😂😅
Below is the last known picture of him. He died mysteriously 2 days after Christmas morning...
It must have worked out, she didn’t beat you over the head with a rolling pin, stuff you inside the dishwasher and bury it in the backyard…..like possibly what happened to the “pipe guy” and his vacuum cleaner sometime after Christmas morning.
In the 57 years of marriage, she has perfected forgiveness to an almost saintly level. I on the other hand, still don't understand her and still screw up on a regular basis.
That's because you're a man and not some gender fluid non-binary!
If you knew what it was like to wear her "panties", like a gender fluid non-binary thing with a penis would know, then you wouldn't screw up as much because you would be more 'like her'.
Bull hockey.
I've been married to the same woman for 47 years and it didn't take me "wearing her panties" to know how not to screw up.
On the other hand, I do have three older sisters who would attempt to beat the crap out of me if I stepped out of line when I was a youngster.