It's a well known fact that, generally speaking, husbands die before their wifes. After years of research the question of, "why husbands usually die first" has been discovered... They want to...😏
@opipeman Funny thing. Years ago, my dad bought a glass picture with volume markings on it at a pawn shop. Mom had it on the table with orange juice in it…It was an old glass version of that same device😳. My mom was a registered nurse too. You would have thought she would have known what it was for, it must have been old enough to be used before her time even? I’m not sure who pointed out it’s intended use…probably my grandmother? It looked like this one. I guess it’s an easy mistake, especially with this style🤔
@opipeman Actually, I think it was my dad, mom didn’t know she was repurposing🙂
Thinking about it, my dad may have known, he just would not have cared. The jug was washed clean. He was born in 1927 and raised during the depression.
My wife took a picture of me this morning while I was working on a pipe. When I asked her why, she said she was planning on checking it out from time to time to remember what I look like...
@KA9FFJ Well, she should be happy you're there and not somewhere else; she could have married your twin who refinishes pipes on some desert island somewhere 🤣
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'
I was at a co-workers “end of United Tote in Shepherd, MT party” (a company I ultimately worked for, for 11 years, was moving to Bozeman, MT under new ownership. I made the move). Anyway, the man and wife duo that hosted the party near Shepherd, MT, had a big cage for raising Chinese Ring Neck pheasants. It was like a huge chicken coup with a large outside “chicken wire” enclosure. Several of my fellow co-workers, spouses, children, went out to see the young pheasants. As a wife of one of the other employees, while holding her small ~2-3 year old child approached the enclosure, she happened to look down and see a snake in the grass at her feet. She proceeded to put the child down near (2’-3’ maybe?) the “snake” and run like hell screaming in the opposite direction. As we saw it, “sacrificing” her child to the “snake”😉. A few of us that were not as worried about snakes looked closer to make sure it wasn’t a rattlesnake (the only poisonous snake native to Montana). It was a short length of old faded green nylon rope laying in the grass that had been used to hold a tarp over the outdoor pheasant enclosure in bad weather😂😂😂😂😂. I guess she was no “mamma bear”.
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They want to...😏
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Funny thing. Years ago, my dad bought a glass picture with volume markings on it at a pawn shop. Mom had it on the table with orange juice in it…It was an old glass version of that same device😳. My mom was a registered nurse too. You would have thought she would have known what it was for, it must have been old enough to be used before her time even? I’m not sure who pointed out it’s intended use…probably my grandmother? It looked like this one. I guess it’s an easy mistake, especially with this style🤔
Your mom was obviously an "early adapter" of repurposing.
Actually, I think it was my dad, mom didn’t know she was repurposing🙂
Thinking about it, my dad may have known, he just would not have cared. The jug was washed clean. He was born in 1927 and raised during the depression.
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Sorry I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Turns out that being a “senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be accurate."
When I asked her why, she said she was planning on checking it out from time to time to remember what I look like...
Well, she should be happy you're there and not somewhere else; she could have married your twin who refinishes pipes on some desert island somewhere 🤣
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You gotta love her!
Here’s a sight you might not forget, that twister game in a nudist old folks home, a few other appendages could be employed in a co-ed game😳
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'
My wife was sitting outside in what is normally my smoking chair. She looked down in the grass, jumped up and asked my what kind of snake this was...
More like a worm I would say😬
That is one of those sneaky snakes that look like pipe cleaners.
I guess she was no “mamma bear”.
Well don't keep us in suspense, what the hell is it?
Hint: (It's a pipe cleaner that's been laying on the ground for a week or two.)