@mapletop I'm always on the prowl for quick money on the stock market...let me know if you run up against anything. Right now, most is over-priced in my opinion, although I did just make some decent money on AAL. I'm looking at cruise stocks now...thank god for those pinheads at the CDC; every time they say something stupid (which is about 100% of the time they open their mouths), someone's stock tanks and I buy in.
CNN Boasts They Haven't Had An Employee Sex Scandal All Year
January 3rd, 2022 - BabylonBee.com
ATLANTA, GA—CNN President Jeff Zucker announced today that the company’s new strategies for preventing workplace sexual assaults appear to be working. “We’re proud to announce that there hasn’t been a single sex scandal at CNN this year,” he said. “After the 879 scandals we had last year, that’s some serious progress!”
The network got serious about preventing sexual assault after local authorities threatened to make them move their Atlanta headquarters last month. “The town said we had to either fire all the registered sex offenders that work here or find a new building at least 1,500 feet away from any elementary schools,” Zucker noted. “It’s a tight real estate market, so we chose the former.”
Zucker said CNN has implemented a number of corporate policies designed to reduce the likelihood of sexual assault in the workplace, including the following:
Hanging posters in the breakroom reading “Just say no to sexual assault” and “What would Stacey Abrams do?”
Hiring Chris Hansen of “To Catch A Predator” fame to wander around the office making note of the nervous people.
Preemptively firing all of their handsy Italian hosts.
“With all of these changes, we fully expect 2022 to be a scandal-free year here at CNN,” Zucker exclaimed before abruptly ending the interview to take an urgent call from the legal department.
I put this in this thread because I almost shit myself (get it? Shits and Giggles?) when I read this. It's an article from a local news station...I mean, are they dumbasses or what? Of course North Carolina earns an F--we are in the "TOBACCO BELT"!!!! What do they expect to happen, we destroy our own industry or something? Do these idiots even realize that NC is the largest producer of VA tobaccos in the country? (And maybe even the world for all I know.)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess the lib media does not see it from your perspective: though not sharing your perspective and being a dumb ass are not mutual exclusive.
It what happens when you spend most of your life wearing liberal blinders.
@AceFour I was speaking of Virginia leaf production specifically...I know Kentucky has us beat on Burley; but I have no idea about how we rank against the world in Virginia production. We're probably still nowhere near the highest, but we do produce the best Virginia leaf out there, that's for sure.
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Yes.
Is the alternative an improvement?
What is the alternative?
In my mind the alternative to being a Senior Citizen is being dead. We sure can't get young again.
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take alprazolam to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
ATLANTA, GA—CNN President Jeff Zucker announced today that the company’s new strategies for preventing workplace sexual assaults appear to be working. “We’re proud to announce that there hasn’t been a single sex scandal at CNN this year,” he said. “After the 879 scandals we had last year, that’s some serious progress!”
The network got serious about preventing sexual assault after local authorities threatened to make them move their Atlanta headquarters last month. “The town said we had to either fire all the registered sex offenders that work here or find a new building at least 1,500 feet away from any elementary schools,” Zucker noted. “It’s a tight real estate market, so we chose the former.”
Zucker said CNN has implemented a number of corporate policies designed to reduce the likelihood of sexual assault in the workplace, including the following:
“With all of these changes, we fully expect 2022 to be a scandal-free year here at CNN,” Zucker exclaimed before abruptly ending the interview to take an urgent call from the legal department.
"A New Record: Husband Completes Home Improvement Project In Only 83 Trips To Hardware Store"
https://babylonbee.com/news/a-new-record-husband-completes-home-improvement-project-with-just-83-trips-to-home-depot
As well as me!
https://babylonbee.com/news/family-has-no-allen-wrenches-despite-receiving-free-allen-wrench-with-every-furniture-purchase-over-the-last-20-years
https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/north-carolinas-anti-tobacco-efforts-earn-an-f/
NC is the largest in the US for tobacco production but that has been in decline. https://www.statista.com/statistics/192022/top-10-tobacco-producing-us-states/
But not the largest in the world https://scienceagri.com/10-worlds-biggest-tobacco-producers/
I was speaking of Virginia leaf production specifically...I know Kentucky has us beat on Burley; but I have no idea about how we rank against the world in Virginia production. We're probably still nowhere near the highest, but we do produce the best Virginia leaf out there, that's for sure.
Pay attention around the 9:00 mark.