As Putin's wicked forces of darkness bear down on the peaceful utopia of Ukraine, you may be asking yourself: "What can I do to help?" Fortunately, there are things we ALL can do to express our extreme displeasure with Putin that will surely have a powerful effect somehow! Do your part, citizen!
Here are ten things you can do to protest Russia:
1) Return your Russian mail order bride: You may have said your vows, but she'll definitely understand when you tell her it's important to the war effort!
2) Pass over the Russian mob when hiring hitmen: You have plenty of other options, like the notorious Mexican cartel MS13 or Hillary Clinton.
3) Disavow Communism: Really, you should have done this long ago.
4) Throw away all your Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper: Replace it with all-American Cheeseburger Macaroni flavor. Take that, Ruskies!
5) Watch a bunch of 80's movies, but fast-forward every time a Russian is on the screen: Do not give them the honor of screentime.
6) Stop doing that one Russian dance where your squat and kick your legs out and shout "hey": We forget what this dance is called. But stop doing it. Now.
7) Use the term "hurryin'" instead of "rushin'": These small sacrifices really add up.
8) Buy ten million Adidas tracksuits so there won't be any leftover for Russians to buy: Actually, this might hurt the Ukrainians too, so never mind.
9) Sell your vacation home in Moscow: (Bernie Sanders only)
10) Throw your big red fake reset button in the trash: (Hillary Clinton only)
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Yes!
You would have won the prize but someone else claimed it first.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protect-against-nuclear-fallout-dr-fauci-recommends-wearing-three-masks
That's hitting kinda close to home... if I remember correctly...🤔
What is hitting close to home?
I think he's being sarcastic.
I think @opipeman was too😬
You are both right!
What were we talking about again?
10 Ways YOU Can Protest The Russian Invasion
As Putin's wicked forces of darkness bear down on the peaceful utopia of Ukraine, you may be asking yourself: "What can I do to help?" Fortunately, there are things we ALL can do to express our extreme displeasure with Putin that will surely have a powerful effect somehow! Do your part, citizen!
Here are ten things you can do to protest Russia:
1) Return your Russian mail order bride: You may have said your vows, but she'll definitely understand when you tell her it's important to the war effort!
2) Pass over the Russian mob when hiring hitmen: You have plenty of other options, like the notorious Mexican cartel MS13 or Hillary Clinton.
3) Disavow Communism: Really, you should have done this long ago.
4) Throw away all your Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper: Replace it with all-American Cheeseburger Macaroni flavor. Take that, Ruskies!
5) Watch a bunch of 80's movies, but fast-forward every time a Russian is on the screen: Do not give them the honor of screentime.
6) Stop doing that one Russian dance where your squat and kick your legs out and shout "hey": We forget what this dance is called. But stop doing it. Now.
7) Use the term "hurryin'" instead of "rushin'": These small sacrifices really add up.
8) Buy ten million Adidas tracksuits so there won't be any leftover for Russians to buy: Actually, this might hurt the Ukrainians too, so never mind.
9) Sell your vacation home in Moscow: (Bernie Sanders only)
10) Throw your big red fake reset button in the trash: (Hillary Clinton only)
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-you-can-protest-the-russian-invasion
What?
I can't remember, did we post this one before?
That is a beauty. The girl isn't bad either!
You have a mistake in the Good Politicians image. It shows three when it should be maybe one.
OMG, you're totally correct. How could I have made such a grievous error? I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me?
I figured you just got lied to by two of the three.
You may be right, but its hard to Bullshit a Bullshitter.