Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Jewish Space Lasers of Trying to Shoot Down Santa
December 25, 2021
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the “enemies of Christmas” are taking their war against the holiday to “a whole new level,” Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene warned of a conspiracy to use “state-of-the-art Jewish space lasers” to shoot down Santa.
“If you want to win the war on Christmas, first you take out the person who makes Christmas possible,” Greene said. “As I speak, Jewish space lasers are being trained on the North Pole.”
Noting that norad tracks Santa’s route each year, she urged those military officials monitoring his progress “to be on the lookout for any incoming of a space-laser-ish nature.”
In her most incendiary claim, she asserted that the Rothschild banking family is masterminding the anti-Santa plot “because they don’t worship Santa the way regular people do.”
“The Rothschilds have already celebrated their own holiday with their little Rothschildren,” she said. “They call it the Festival of Lasers.”
@motie2 That was "Satire from the Borowitz Report" in the New Yorker. Andy Borowitz is a comedian. It's too easy to believe she said that so a disclaimer is necessary!
@motie2 That video highlights just one of the problems with electric vehicles. Once the battery goes, you have nothing but junk. The other problem in my opinion is the limited range on the vehicles. Most or only rated for up to 300 miles per charge. When you make a road trip that is longer than that, you have to build a couple of hours of recharging time into your plans. And recharging is not free.
I thought the video said the battery was something like $22K? for the Tesla, that is. Prius is by Toyota, which would inspire confidence in me. They have great engineers.
But they make batteries that drop dead once off warranty. The second battery hadda three year warranty…. And died. I’m still on the third battery, but it’s warranted for only one year.
There are several Tech companies including Toyota that claim they are on the cusp of new battery designs and chemistry that will have batteries that charge to 80% capacity in fifteen minuets.
As an investor I watch this very closely and was about to invest In one particular company who seemed most likely to achieve success first, but while researching I discovered Toyota was just as close and their share price was too high for the returns I am looking for.
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Now that’s creepy.
Do they really die from the vaccine?
I thought they just got magnetized…..
Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Jewish Space Lasers of Trying to Shoot Down Santa
December 25, 2021
WASHINGTON—Claiming that the “enemies of Christmas” are taking their war against the holiday to “a whole new level,” Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene warned of a conspiracy to use “state-of-the-art Jewish space lasers” to shoot down Santa.
“If you want to win the war on Christmas, first you take out the person who makes Christmas possible,” Greene said. “As I speak, Jewish space lasers are being trained on the North Pole.”
Noting that norad tracks Santa’s route each year, she urged those military officials monitoring his progress “to be on the lookout for any incoming of a space-laser-ish nature.”
In her most incendiary claim, she asserted that the Rothschild banking family is masterminding the anti-Santa plot “because they don’t worship Santa the way regular people do.”
“The Rothschilds have already celebrated their own holiday with their little Rothschildren,” she said. “They call it the Festival of Lasers.”
That was "Satire from the Borowitz Report" in the New Yorker. Andy Borowitz is a comedian. It's too easy to believe she said that so a disclaimer is necessary!
When I was in High School we used to get Riunite or Boone's Farm for a buck a bottle so that seems right! 🥴
@riobrusa
It was a little far out, even for Ms. Greene, so I found the source.
If yer gonna name check Boone’s Farm, I’ve gotta give a shout out to Pagan Pink Ripple!
Watch a Tesla Owner Blow up His Car Rather Than Pay Expensive Repairs
That video highlights just one of the problems with electric vehicles. Once the battery goes, you have nothing but junk.
The other problem in my opinion is the limited range on the vehicles. Most or only rated for up to 300 miles per charge. When you make a road trip that is longer than that, you have to build a couple of hours of recharging time into your plans. And recharging is not free.
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be playing here all week.
@PappyJoe
It’s all about the batteries. My old Prius is on its third big battery. It sucks, but $2,000.00 for a battery is still cheaper than a used car.
Prius is by Toyota, which would inspire confidence in me. They have great engineers.
But they make batteries that drop dead once off warranty. The second battery hadda three year warranty…. And died. I’m still on the third battery, but it’s warranted for only one year.
How much does a Tesla Model 3 Battery Replacement Cost?
Or maybe that was the sentiment they were trying to convey🤔
Psychos need families too…well for awhile anyway, then they get another😬