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How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't
control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
OK, what is needed is a frank conversation between pro-gun control folks and those who oppose gun control as a violation of their Second Amendment rights. So, here comes Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™, point/counterpointing gun control, so we here at This Pipe Life don’t have to. You're welcome! ( Please don't shoot me Mr. Cartwright. I'm only the messenger.... ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR9NHjDi4EA
@Charles -- One question: You wrote: << It doesn't really have any fruity KIWI flavor though. >> Is that an anti-gay joke or an anti-shoe polish joke? (Not that there's anything wrong with that...... )
@Londy3 -- I get it, I get it. You don't like Starbucks. I don't (anymore) like English/Latakia/Oriental Forward tobaccos. I don't (anymore) even like pipe tobacco that tastes like tobacco. That's why I stay with Sutliff Barbados Plantation and now, Lane VBC. One tastes like Bajan rum; the other like vanilla. Makes me an outlier here, but c'est la guerre.
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And I admit, I didn't get it, the first seven or eight read-throughs.
Then it clicked: Veterinarian.....
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
Love this blend been smoking it for years! It doesn't really have any fruity KIWI flavor though.
So, here comes Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™, point/counterpointing gun control, so we here at This Pipe Life don’t have to. You're welcome!
( Please don't shoot me Mr. Cartwright. I'm only the messenger.... )
Is that an anti-gay joke or an anti-shoe polish joke? (Not that there's anything wrong with that......
Incidentally, pretty funny!!!!!!!!!!
I don't (anymore) like English/Latakia/Oriental Forward tobaccos.
I don't (anymore) even like pipe tobacco that tastes like tobacco.
That's why I stay with Sutliff Barbados Plantation and now, Lane VBC.
One tastes like Bajan rum; the other like vanilla.
Makes me an outlier here, but c'est la guerre.
Just kidding.... like you were......