My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, ‘You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at Mickey D's.
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used that repairman since...
@vtgrad2003 Ha! Ha! I knew it….Oh hell, I experimented once, I coming out….I did own a 1968 Ford pickup….and liked it😳 Damn, I did try a Bud Lite once…once, damn, damn, damn. I enjoy country music too, the old stuff before ~2000….the new stuff is gay. Oh hell, as suspected, I fell into the #10 trap as well. Damn, Damn, Damn. Don’t I get some redemption non-gay points for not living in Californication or Washington…..or Missoula, MT?
@RockyMountainBriar First, you're funny as shit! That was hilarious! But, only @opipeman is the keeper of the "non-gay points"...only he can absolve your sins! I would absolve them for you myself, but that would require you to take a selfie while wearing a tuckable bathing suit from Target while drinking a Bud Light and posting it on here
I played golf a ton (like more than once a week) up until about my late 30's...even broke 90 on a regular basis, lol. I remember back when I was a kid, my mom used to drop me and a couple of friends of mine off at the local public course during the summer on Thursdays of every week...we (those under 15) could play all day for $7; we stashed our pot and bongs in our bags and would get stoned and play all day! It was a great way to stay out of trouble! LOL. Anyway, I still follow it even though I don't play anymore, and if you follow it, the parody below is hilarious, but even if you don't, you'll probably still find it funny!
10 Exciting New Golf Rules Coming With The PGA-LIV Merger
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I've read that we're all born with a blank slate!
True. Hard to improve on it.
Not sure if these qualify as jokes
My wife and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, ‘You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at Mickey D's.
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used that repairman since...
PRICELESS!
https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-gay-9-signs-to-look-for
Damn it, you made me look.
Ha! Ha! I knew it….Oh hell, I experimented once, I coming out….I did own a 1968 Ford pickup….and liked it😳
Damn, I did try a Bud Lite once…once, damn, damn, damn.
I enjoy country music too, the old stuff before ~2000….the new stuff is gay.
Oh hell, as suspected, I fell into the #10 trap as well. Damn, Damn, Damn.
Don’t I get some redemption non-gay points for not living in Californication or Washington…..or Missoula, MT?
First, you're funny as shit! That was hilarious! But, only @opipeman is the keeper of the "non-gay points"...only he can absolve your sins!
I would absolve them for you myself, but that would require you to take a selfie while wearing a tuckable bathing suit from Target while drinking a Bud Light and posting it on here
Say three ah Fathers and three hail Mary's and perform an act of charity. You are forgiven, my son.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
10 Exciting New Golf Rules Coming With The PGA-LIV Merger
https://babylonbee.com/news/ten-exciting-new-golf-rules-coming-to-the-pga-liv-merger
That pictured caught me off guard, it was dark in my house and it scared the shit out of me.
That was hilarious!!! True too!
Here's another one...
What the hell were those people eating to get ass fudge that looked like that😳😬
They do come up with some off-the-wall stuff🙂