That looks like an old photo. Getting the beaver badge back in the 60s was a lot easier to get because there was less chance of not seeing a club with two balls when you looked.
@motie2 for a time I was a professor of fine art. The face on the statue is a composite of boyer and most likely Bartholdis wife. He originally designed the statue to look "Egyptian" so there is no one model that he attributes his design to.
That face falls short of “beautiful” for me. She looks like a pissed off Eastern European that could carry the mule and firewood on her back while plowing a field.
The Louisiana State Police received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville, and sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux reported to his Commander the next morning.
"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster fightin'," he began.
"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.
Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Democratic Party National Committee."
Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?"
"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. And I knowed immediately dat dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."
The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"
Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed dem Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck."
"Ah, I see, I see ... " sighed the Commander, "And how did you figure the Democratic Party National Committee was involved?"
I’ve been partial to 5’ nothing women all along….well, I’m only 5’6” anyway. I didn’t even realize the “chair dragging” benefit😬. Of course, I’d have to drag a chair too😳
I eat whatever’s in front of me — usually ribs — and follow it with a martini. Modern medicine ensures I won’t die straight away. It’s a glorious time to be alive.
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, theywould someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
This "duel" would be a dog fight.
The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its people the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms for good.
The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest Siberian wolves.
They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the best food and killed all the other puppies. They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.
After the 5 years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison
bars on its cage. Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly
nasty and ferocious beast.
When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!
Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one
there seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any
chance against the growling beast over in the Arab camp.
All the bookies took one look and predicted that the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.
As the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's tail floating to the ground.
The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media
personnel let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.
The Arabs approached the Israelis, muttering and shaking their heads in disbelief. "We do not understand," said their leader, "Our top scientists and breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans, Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible killing machine of a dog!"
The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Jewish plastic surgeons from Boca Raton working to make an alligator look like a Dachshund"
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I remember the the old LPGA. You are correct, not many hotties in the ranks.
That looks like an old photo. Getting the beaver badge back in the 60s was a lot easier to get because there was less chance of not seeing a club with two balls when you looked.
True it is. Sad, but true.
Yeah thanks for posting that nice club. I keep Zooming in to see if they are Taylor Made... Maybe I'll just zoom closer 👀
I haven't played golf in 15 years. If the game/equipment has changed that much, maybe I'll dig the the old clubs out again.
I think she is using special equipment😬
Special equipment indeed.
You are correct, sir.
I'll bet, as with most women, she is beautiful when she smiles.
Yes, I will give you…..and her….that, a smile would be much prettier.
I eat whatever’s in
front of me — usually
ribs — and follow it
with a martini. Modern
medicine ensures I won’t
die straight away.
It’s a glorious time to
be alive.
once ate a salad
He looks overly cocky to me😬
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, theywould someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath.
Now THAT'S funny...
😆
It scares me.
I kinda figured @KA9FFJ’s pic and my pic are of Democrat and Republican voters.