@PappyJoe My guess is that the teletubbies are attributed to whatever branch of service the poster is not🙂 I have friends from all branches, except the Coast Guards now....He passed a few years ago🙁 Most are “Crayon Eaters” (from above) though😬
@PappyJoe I am sorry Pappy, I did not mean it like that, I knew you were retired Coast Guard....I think there may be another on here as well? I should have said very close friends. TPL friends are important to me as well, my apologies.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing
cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.
Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living
Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they
fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting
and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks
we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious
she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we
laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound
Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN.
You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue
how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that
when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a
bomb threat
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What
should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto
Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Living Room.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with
hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't
have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
REMEMBER, NO STORM LASTS FOREVER. HOLD ON, BE BRAVE, HAVE FAITH.
Every storm is temporary and we never face the storm alone.
@motie2 Don't know why you posted this in "Shits & Giggles."
I believe that is the late Stevie Ray Vaughn. He was one of the top 10 greatest guitarists in the world and is in both the Blues Hall of Fame and the Rock Music Hall of Fame.
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Ya got me👍🏻😀.....On all counts. I guess it is human nature🤔
You won't believe this, but I have a sense of humor and have been seeing or hearing variations of this joke since 1972.
By the way, we thought the Teletubbies were the air force.
My guess is that the teletubbies are attributed to whatever branch of service the poster is not🙂
I have friends from all branches, except the Coast Guards now....He passed a few years ago🙁
Most are “Crayon Eaters” (from above) though😬
I'm wounded. (I am a retired Coast Guard Senior Chief Petty Officer.)
Actually, the Coast Guard's response would be, "We're too busy saving lives to worry about what the other services are doing."
I am sorry Pappy, I did not mean it like that, I knew you were retired Coast Guard....I think there may be another on here as well? I should have said very close friends. TPL friends are important to me as well, my apologies.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Living Room.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
REMEMBER, NO STORM LASTS FOREVER. HOLD ON, BE BRAVE, HAVE FAITH. Every storm is temporary and we never face the storm alone.
Don't know why you posted this in "Shits & Giggles."
I believe that is the late Stevie Ray Vaughn. He was one of the top 10 greatest guitarists in the world and is in both the Blues Hall of Fame and the Rock Music Hall of Fame.
SRV is my vote as well.
I agree, he was one of the great guitarists....
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