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Re: Shits & Giggles (Jokes)

PUNISHMENT from a driend who has witzelsucht.

I like what mechanics wear, overall.
If you are being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta.
I don't know what you call a small spillage from a pen but I have an inkling.
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it never really took off.
I hate funerals — I'm not a mourning person.
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite remarkable.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
The other day she tried to make a chemistry joke, but got no reaction.
It’s funny — England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but has a Liverpool.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

motie2

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Re: What are you guys smoking right Now?

@KA9FFJ
I’m drawn to sitting pokers/cherrywoods, they’re just plain handy, no need to figure out how to set them down, for the most part anyway.

RockyMountainBriar

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Re: What's for Dinner? (Pairing pipe, drinks & dinner)

Homemade pasta, The Sauce, eggplant Parm, meatballs and delicious Italian wine. Aaaa salute! 🤌

Londy3

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Re: Shits & Giggles (Jokes)

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so

I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,

and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

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PappyJoe

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Re: What are you guys smoking right Now?

Ready for the Derby. Smoking a bowl of Black Tie in my Tim West. My copper mug is filled with a Mint Julip.

PappyJoe

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Re: What are you guys smoking right Now?

I changed it up, I had the “Jamaica Flake” tin popped, so I loaded it instead of the “Grousemoor”.
This Tsuge “The Roulette” would have been super cool if it had the screw on lid like the “Spider” series pipes. It would make a great little pocket pipe. I have an idea in my head about how to make a neat “kit” to transport the “Spiders”….this little guy would break down really small.

RockyMountainBriar

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Re: IPSD FEBRUARY 20...

@Londy3 just remember, when van Gogh was down, he cut an ear off. He did NOT give up pipe smoking. Stick in there....and leave your ears alone.

Zouave1864

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Re: Pipe refinishing

First things first. I turned the tenon for a good fit, then sanded the shank and stem to match:
The shank was not cut square, so I had to square it up with the stem...