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Re: Shits & Giggles (Jokes)
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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PappyJoe
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Re: What are you guys smoking right Now?
Ready for the Derby. Smoking a bowl of Black Tie in my Tim West. My copper mug is filled with a Mint Julip. 
PappyJoe
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Re: What are you guys smoking right Now?
I changed it up, I had the “Jamaica Flake” tin popped, so I loaded it instead of the “Grousemoor”.
This Tsuge “The Roulette” would have been super cool if it had the screw on lid like the “Spider” series pipes. It would make a great little pocket pipe. I have an idea in my head about how to make a neat “kit” to transport the “Spiders”….this little guy would break down really small.
This Tsuge “The Roulette” would have been super cool if it had the screw on lid like the “Spider” series pipes. It would make a great little pocket pipe. I have an idea in my head about how to make a neat “kit” to transport the “Spiders”….this little guy would break down really small.
Re: IPSD FEBRUARY 20...
@Londy3 just remember, when van Gogh was down, he cut an ear off. He did NOT give up pipe smoking. Stick in there....and leave your ears alone.
Zouave1864
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Re: Pipe refinishing
First things first. I turned the tenon for a good fit, then sanded the shank and stem to match:
The shank was not cut square, so I had to square it up with the stem...
The shank was not cut square, so I had to square it up with the stem...
KA9FFJ
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Re: What are you guys smoking right Now?
Enjoying A REAL high ball. Fresh ground ginger. Along with Old Dark Fired in my Rossi Antico.
Londy3
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Re: RULES FOR GRUMPY OLD MEN TO LIVE BY
It must be how you guys are dressing. Most of the year, I get younger women who smile at me when I'm out shopping
The rest of the year they stand in line just to get their picture taken with me.
The rest of the year they stand in line just to get their picture taken with me.
PappyJoe
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Re: What are you guys smoking right Now?
@RockyMountainBriar;
I have always thought of you as a pretty cool smoker.
I have always thought of you as a pretty cool smoker.
opipeman
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