Classic 69 Dodge Charger 440 or a 73 Falcon XB GT with a blower. I’d rather be blown, but it was only a fake, so I guess I would pick the Charger, one with a 426 Hemi though.
Okay guys, just to let you know that 1. I was just informed that Mercury is in retrograde (I have no idea why that's important, ask my wife) 2. Massive climate change is occurring 3. There's a full moon tonight 4. We still don't have a Speaker of the House I'm assuming that Saturday will never come so I will focus on my drinking tonight, find myself a can of Chicken Noodle soup and throw it on a famous painting--although I don't know where I'd find a famous painting in Stokesdale NC!
Green it is. If I fall in the water I can swim (not a good swimmer). I can fly to where I need to be. I can “go ape” on someone if need be. Become a ferret or stoat because ferrets and stoats are cool. Become a Hyena so I can eat carrion if need be to survive…or whatever other animal form that best suits the “menu” available. Well, I guess I have to add a caveat….Does my mind still work as a human if shape shifted? Otherwise…no dice.
You, sir, are a homophobic, homophobe with innate homophobia! Where the hell is the rainbow colored button? How dare you offend the LGBTQQIP2SAA community? Where's my freaking can of soup so I can throw it on something?
By the way, I push green; only Bigfoot hasn't lost money on his 401k in 2022! And no, bigfoot isn't extinct...I've seen him...in Stokesdale...at the Post Office...mailing a package....I swear.
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Bond, James Bond!
1. I was just informed that Mercury is in retrograde (I have no idea why that's important, ask my wife)
2. Massive climate change is occurring
3. There's a full moon tonight
4. We still don't have a Speaker of the House
I'm assuming that Saturday will never come so I will focus on my drinking tonight, find myself a can of Chicken Noodle soup and throw it on a famous painting--although I don't know where I'd find a famous painting in Stokesdale NC!
I think I may have seen a different 007🤔
I thought it was Bondage, Chains Bondage!😳
I declare to Chrysler and the good Ford above...I can't decide!
🤔 Good call on that one
Gray. Sure would be great to not have to worry about my back, knees, shoulders. I could get stuff done without the pain I have now.
Sooo….as far as Green and shape shifting…..do I get to shift back to human again?
But what will keep your mind from going south?
Yes sir you can!!
If I fall in the water I can swim (not a good swimmer). I can fly to where I need to be. I can “go ape” on someone if need be. Become a ferret or stoat because ferrets and stoats are cool. Become a Hyena so I can eat carrion if need be to survive…or whatever other animal form that best suits the “menu” available. Well, I guess I have to add a caveat….Does my mind still work as a human if shape shifted? Otherwise…no dice.
That sir is the risk you'll have to take.
By the way, I push green; only Bigfoot hasn't lost money on his 401k in 2022! And no, bigfoot isn't extinct...I've seen him...in Stokesdale...at the Post Office...mailing a package....I swear.
You shapeshifting bastard! I knew it was you that I saw!
This has control all over it.
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2022/03/15-minute-city-stickiness/
If me mind goes south it will just be catching up with me body. Bound to happen sooner or later.
15 minute cities? Where do we put the homeless and the drug addicts? Artificial Intelligence?, just follow the money.
Same!!!
Sounds like that jamoke is where he should have been 20 years ago.
I don’t think the police chief was too broken up about it either.
And there you have it!
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