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@opipeman
It must have worked out, she didn’t beat you over the head with a rolling pin, stuff you inside the dishwasher and bury it in the backyard…..like possibly what happened to the “pipe guy” and his vacuum cleaner sometime after Christmas morning.

After we bought our house back in 72, I bought me Bride a dishwasher for Christmas. She cried. I thought they were tears of joy, up until now. Son of a Bitch!

Ok, The shovel isn’t really pristine.  It’s actually about half way through it’s useful life as a decent snow shovel.  It’s probably close to 25 years old though.  Yes, I did remove the snow from my mom’s walk, with a machine though.  I just used that snow shovel the other day and it still has the little Christmas package name sticker on the handle. You know the type-To: Johnny, From: Mom.  The type that probably has some garland, Christmas decorations, pine boughs or combination thereof printed on it.  It had a big red Christmas bow tied around the handle when it was given to me.  The bow is long gone now.

My mom got me a snow shovel for Christmas once many years ago.  It’s still in my garage in pristine condition.  I was never any good at “catching on” to the round-about, beat-around-the-bush way of a woman asks….suggests….????….they want something done.  Not really, I catch on, I just ignore it until whatever the “ask”, is actually asked.  Maybe that’s why I am still single🤔.  

This Christmas season, I feel obligated to remind you of what happened to one of our TPL brothers last Christmas.
Below is the last known picture of him. He died mysteriously 2 days after Christmas morning...

I don't even care if it's concealed anymore.  Screw em. 

@Londy3;
Interesting, when can I order mine?? May be a bit difficult to conceal.