@Montecristo When I first saw that picture, it’s a bit blurry, I thought it was some animal wearing a human skull on its head 😳. The gold chains looked like a lower jaw, kinda freaked me out. I see it is a cat (I think) wearing sunglasses and bling.
@PappyJoe; The last time I went through that invasion, I told the doctor that if he was in there for more than 15 minutes, he would have to sign a lease.
@opipeman We didn’t figure it out. Neither of us would want to be a proctologist, “pimple popper”, dentist, CNA, etc. My youngest sister worked as a CNA with my mom who was one of the head nurse’s (night shift) at a nursing home for several years. My sister has told me that, for her, wiping peoples butts and sometimes having poo on her didn’t bother her, but loogies, snag, and spittle grossed her the hell out, and still does🤔. Both, for myself and my friend we are like….nope, nope, nope. Neither of us would sign up for things like garbage collector, sewer pumper/“honey wagon” driver. Neither of us is sure what makes people pick such vocations? My sense of smell is really good. My mom’s automatic plumbed in cat box got jammed up once so there was a “poop soup” stuck in it🤢. I tried to help her, but I was on the edge of barfing, I had to run upstairs to get some fresh air several times. I tried several times to help her get it up the basement steps to the outdoors to help clean it, nope. Even outside, I could not be downwind from it while I hosed it out…..nasty. I’m not generally weak stomached when it comes to bad smells, but apparently some are much worse than others.
Neither my friend or I will ever be featured on Mike Rowes‘ “Dirty Jobs” series, at least not dirty jobs with nasty smells associated. I’ve had plenty of dirty jobs without nasty smells though.
Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil, and blow down drinking straw.
Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of Scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
Tie the little @!!@#@#$%'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
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I think my beagle is broke!
Maybe he is waiting until they come a little closer?
When I first saw that picture, it’s a bit blurry, I thought it was some animal wearing a human skull on its head 😳. The gold chains looked like a lower jaw, kinda freaked me out. I see it is a cat (I think) wearing sunglasses and bling.
In my case, it might be mental🤪
If that scared you, what do you make of this? It probably ate the kitty.
Disturbing sir…whatever the he’ll it is?
Some crazy Chinese or Japanese “art”, made by some mentally unstable person?
That is Anatomy of No Face by Ghibli Studios (Japan) from the movie Spirited Away
The last time I went through that invasion, I told the doctor that if he was in there for more than 15 minutes, he would have to sign a lease.
I have, but I'm not sure it would matter. You have to wonder why a doctor would choose that specialty?
My friend and I just pondered the question of who makes that career choice this morning.
What conclusion did you arrive at? Enlighten me.
We didn’t figure it out. Neither of us would want to be a proctologist, “pimple popper”, dentist, CNA, etc. My youngest sister worked as a CNA with my mom who was one of the head nurse’s (night shift) at a nursing home for several years. My sister has told me that, for her, wiping peoples butts and sometimes having poo on her didn’t bother her, but loogies, snag, and spittle grossed her the hell out, and still does🤔. Both, for myself and my friend we are like….nope, nope, nope. Neither of us would sign up for things like garbage collector, sewer pumper/“honey wagon” driver. Neither of us is sure what makes people pick such vocations? My sense of smell is really good. My mom’s automatic plumbed in cat box got jammed up once so there was a “poop soup” stuck in it🤢. I tried to help her, but I was on the edge of barfing, I had to run upstairs to get some fresh air several times. I tried several times to help her get it up the basement steps to the outdoors to help clean it, nope. Even outside, I could not be downwind from it while I hosed it out…..nasty. I’m not generally weak stomached when it comes to bad smells, but apparently some are much worse than others.
Neither my friend or I will ever be featured on Mike Rowes‘ “Dirty Jobs” series, at least not dirty jobs with nasty smells associated. I’ve had plenty of dirty jobs without nasty smells though.
We’re wildly off topic.
My dog agrees!
I don't know who wrote that but I'm copying it.
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