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The Coolest Non-Smoking Item I Found In An Antique Shop


Today my wife and I celebrated her birthday by antique shopping in the Amish community of Nappanee, Indiana. And while looking over a variety of old junk and genuine antique treasures I came upon the most unique and coolest item I've ever seen in all my journeys ... a genuine Swedish manual fog horn. The thing was a real beauty, unfortunately at $500.00 it was a little too pricey for me. I would have loved to buy this and terrorize my neighbors who have a tendency to turn-up the bass on their Rap Music and max out the volume.  A few midnight blasts from this haunting fog horn would send chills up the spine of any unsuspecting resident. No one would know exactly what it was - but I assure you - in this day and age when fear of the impending apocalypse is upon us I'm sure some would be thinking it was the trumpet blast of Angels on High signaling "The End Is Near".      

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