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Tea, Coffee & Pipe Tobacco.

I don't now how many of the members here are old enough to remember watching the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, but he had a regular bit in which he played a psychic character named Karnack The Great. He'd hold an envelope up to his head and rattle off a series of answers to the question on the card in the sealed envelope. His sidekick Ed would then open the envelope read the answer, and afterwards and the crowd would roar with laughter at what was usually an off-color joke. This Carson bit came to mind today as I sat in the dentist chair getting my teeth cleaned and chiseled back to some semblance of normality. And for a moment I envisioned Carson sitting at his desk dressed in his swami outfit rattling off the words ... "tea, coffee, and pipe tobacco". And in this vision Ed would open the envelope reading the not quite so funny punch line  ... "three things the dentist says has stained the back of your teeth".     
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