xDutchx Master

In most cases, I only have the opportunity to attend services at the truck stop chapels. You would think that most truck drivers could justify a shower, before they enter the House of God, and then t… (View Post)

@motie2, that is correct, but he blended the EGR with 1/3rd of an over the counter such as Half and Half. Later on he blended 1/3 House of Windsor Barking Dog, which was a burley and latakia mix. Sin… (View Post)

Every 10th bowl, I always grasp a live chicken by the shoulder blades, and move it around my head 3 times, in order to symbolically transfer my sins to the chicken. In order to be politically correct… (View Post)

Well, since this is a contest, I figured I would google "Greta Van Sustern meerschaum," and secure the contest in one fell swoop. Unfortunately, I am still looking. Maybe I should google &q… (View Post)

@PappyJoe, Ok I will take your word for it, but it would be just my luck that SWMBO would immediately assume that the lipstick on my pipe stem, was not my own. (View Post)