Weirdo stuff. Lol.

ocpunk714 · February 2018

Here’s a random question...Does anybody here have any quirks or rituals when smoking a bowl?

I take a blast of Fresh Burst mouth wash after an English Blend. When the minty flavor goes away, a refreshing taste of the tobacco comes back almost like a delicious candy.

xDutchx · February 2018

Every 10th bowl, I always grasp a live chicken by the shoulder blades, and move it around my head 3 times, in order to symbolically transfer my sins to the chicken. In order to be politically correct, no chickens are harmed or slaughtered during the ritual, because I can go right down to KFC and get my chicken breaded with 7 herbs and spices, bisquits included, without offending anyone.

mfresa · February 2018

I like to drink a homebrew beer with my pipe.

ocpunk714 · February 2018

@xDutchx

jfreedy · February 2018

@xDutchx —laughed out loud and read to my wife. Well done.

Jayhawk422 · February 2018

I tend to brush my teeth after each smoke, but have a similar exprince of tasting the tobacco after burshing. It’s quite a treat.

motie2 · February 2018

@xDutchx -- The ritual you describe, slinging a chicken, is a once yearly practice of the Orthodox Jews.

[Oh, sorry, wait a moment. Is mentioning this alright? It touches on religion. After being excoriated this morning about another of my posts, I don't want to make any snowflakes uncomfortable.....]

xDutchx · February 2018

@motie2, I was hoping that I was effectively getting the transfer of all my sin into the chicken, and have been absolved! :>)

motie2 · February 2018

@xDutchx -- Exactly!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GUJ-dwqhw8

There are opposing beliefs:
http://www.endchickensaskaporos.com/a_heartfelt_plea.html

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ocpunk714 · February 2018

xDutchx · February 2018

@motie2, I wouldn't be too concerned about chickens. My maternal side of the family, came from the foothills of the Appalachians, where they like to handle poisonous snakes, to prove to the entire congregation as well as God, that they have been living right.

The fella in the purple vest ain't fooling anyone. He is simply checking to see if his wife is cheating on him, by making her handle a rattler. I'm thinking he needs to prove he isn't cheating on her, by handling a big fat cottonmouth. Those cottonmouths won't handle any infidelity, none whatsoever....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBVcsWYJd8