I thought it might be fun to see opinions on what we think would be a bad idea to ever say to our Brides. I'll start it off; "You spent 4 hours and a $100 at the beauty shop for that?"
@RockyMountainBriar; Honesty is an excellent attribute. It's just that in a marriage, you learn to develop an internal voice. That internal voice is located somewhere between your mind and your mouth. It isn't dishonest. Think of it as a silencer on a firearm.
@RockyMountainBriar, Be honest is a good thing but you also are smart. Keep beens single, happy, free and in peace. We born, grow up, get stupid and get married.
Never tell you wife her butt's gotten to be the size of a spinnaker sail, its worse than you think as you have to answer the question "what's a spinnaker sail".
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If you say that, then they just want more shit.
Showing it is one thing, saying it when it's not a response to her saying it first? Absolutely not!
Cat's are just as bad sometimes!
Interesting, That's the one thing that that gets me out of trouble more than in trouble.
Not mine, dude, she knows I'm faking it
You are welcome, Brother.
Wives and cats, interesting parallel.
Well hell, even I know you’re not supposed to tell a wife “I Love You” sarcastically.
Holy Shit, that will get it.
For an inexperienced guy, you sure seem to know your way around the mine field.
Honesty is an excellent attribute. It's just that in a marriage, you learn to develop an internal voice. That internal voice is located somewhere between your mind and your mouth. It isn't dishonest. Think of it as a silencer on a firearm.
That's just going full on nucular, Brother.
I made that mistake once, but I said "squaw work".The internal voice slipped out. You only make that mistake one time.
Be honest is a good thing but you also are smart. Keep beens single, happy, free and in peace.
We born, grow up, get stupid and get married.
And that isn't a uni-tasker either...it's also good for old college roommates.
I had to look it up. That is a big sail. In Iowa the expression goes "an ass as wide as a twelve row corn picker".
If she visited Omar the Tent Maker to get a dress, I'd be afraid to say anything.