Shower whenever I get too hot & sweaty, otherwise right before bed body wash except when I need to use bar soap like Lava beard shampoo. If it’s good enough for the beard it’s good enough for the head razor? What’s that?
Depressed corporate drone, or failed entrepreneur? Flat tire, or out of gas? Broken tooth, or broken finger? Leaky roof, or flooded basement? No friends, or no family?
@KA9FFJ I'm retired and have little constructive to add to the world so I followed suit and re-read everything as well. And I have to admit we sure did cover a gambit of topics. Everything from deadly serious to seriously silly and everything in between. Made for some entertaining reading. And I realized this place is filled with sick puppies. Which is why I like it so much.
@ghostsofpompeii I love George C. Scott's Ebenezer too! I also agree on Christmas Carol. I think that if we were ever to re-open the canon of scripture, that should go in.
@Hawkeyeted Have you flown the newest Airbus 320? Fantastic plane. (I used to fly twice a week and I learned a lot about the different planes, little tricks like the fact that on an Airbus 320 there is only a curtain between first class and the main cabin, so if you sit in the front row of the main cabin you have first-class legroom at a coach flight. As you can see I'm still a bit of a geek about plane types.)
Cast iron or Steel frying pan? Wood stove or fireplace? Mason jars or regular cups? Hardwood floor or carpet? Wooden spoon or electric hand mixer Chocolate chips or potato chips Acoustic guitar or electric guitar Vinyl or Mp3
specifically in reference to: you only get to choose one as your option for the rest of your life
aromatic -vs- english czech tool -vs- tamper (8deco) movies -vs- books Bible -vs- Sunday morning sermon ankle socks -vs- mid-calf socks beard but bald -vs- full head of hair with patchy beard ribbon cut -vs- flake sunglasses -vs- hat (baseball cap)
T Shirt Briefs(when you get older they come back.) Suspenders Boots Nike Jeans Open Collar Sport Coat Pocket Watch Wallet Plaids Solid Dark Loafer Cotton Fedora Leather Glasses Beard
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Morning
Bar of Soap
Soap
Single Blade
Foam
whenever I get too hot & sweaty, otherwise right before bed
body wash except when I need to use bar soap like Lava
beard shampoo. If it’s good enough for the beard it’s good enough for the head
razor? What’s that?
Shower (who wants to soak in a tub of their own filth)
Both morning and evening (especially in the summer)
bar of soap (but when washing my face in the sink each morning I use a facial scrub)
I have a beard and seldom shave - but when I do it's with a cheap disposable razor
don't use foam - since I'm only grooming my beard what shaving I do is always dry shaving
RC Cola or a moonpie
Popcorn or pretzels
hamburger or hotdog
mustard or ketchup
Tabasco or Texas Pete
Whole Cranberry or Jellied
Christmas Tree: Fir or Pine
Hamlet or Macbeth?
Midsummer Night's Dream or Much Ado about Nothing?
Henry V or Julius Caesar?
Flat tire, or out of gas?
Broken tooth, or broken finger?
Leaky roof, or flooded basement?
No friends, or no family?
Sorry.....
Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Offense or Defense
Mafia or Yakuza
Chemtrails or Contrails?
Three Deuces or Dual Quads?
Beech Blanket Bingo Or Horror Of Party Beach?
Briar Pipe or PVC Pipe?
Astronaut or Deep Sea Diver?
AC or DC
Pulled Pork or Beef Brisket?
The Rapture or Alien Abduction?
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb?
Eskimo Pie or Whale Blubber?
1. Fake tree but sprayed with pine air freshener to fool everyone - and loaded with fancy Hallmark ornaments
2. Both Egg Nog and Apple Cider
3. Wrapped boxes - if wrapped by me ... badly wrapped boxes
4 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Carol with George C Scott
5. Christmas Morning for my wife and I - Christmas Eve with the kids & grandkids
6. Once again both
7. Angel
9. Embarrassed to say ... "A Visit From St. Nick" ... sorry Jesus. Probably a good idea to read Luke 2 this year instead.
Apple Cider
Wrapped
National Lampoon
Christmas Morning
Chestnuts
Star
A visit from St Nicholas
Answers:
Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead? - Yes
Offense or Defense - A balance of both.
Mafia or Yakuza - Mafia
Chemtrails or Contrails? - contrails
Three Deuces or Dual Quads? - 3 deuces with 4 on the floor
Beech Blanket Bingo Or Horror Of Party Beach? - BEACH blanket bingo
Briar Pipe or PVC Pipe? Briar
Astronaut or Deep Sea Diver? - Astronaut
AC or DC - AC/DC
Pulled Pork or Beef Brisket? -Yes
The Rapture or Alien Abduction? - The Rapture (no probing)
Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb? - Dr. Pepper
Eskimo Pie or Whale Blubber? - Eskimo Pie. It's frozen and taste better.
It's a Wonderful Life or How the Grinch Stole Christmas
A Christmas Carol or The Gift of the Magi
Hardrock, Coco or Joe?
Reindeer or Venison?
Mini Marshmallow in hot cocoa or Marshmallow Fluff?
Kissing A Coworker Under The Mistletoe or A Messy Sexual Harassment Charge?
Horse Drawn Sleigh or Snowmobile?
Grabbing onto the bumper of a car and sliding behind on the icy road or Smacking into a tree on your toboggan?
@mseddon
Silent Night
It's A wonderful Life ... But Prefer George C Scott's "A Christmas Carol"
Once again, "A Christmas Carol" ... my favorite book in the whole wide world.
Wood stove or fireplace?
Mason jars or regular cups?
Hardwood floor or carpet?
Wooden spoon or electric hand mixer
Chocolate chips or potato chips
Acoustic guitar or electric guitar
Vinyl or Mp3
Boxers / boxer briefs (we don't wear breifs anymore right?)
Suspenders / belt
Boots / shoes
Nike / Adidas
Jeans / slacks
Tie / open collar
Suit / sport coat
Wrist watch / pocket watch
Wallet / money clip
Stripes / plaids
Solid / patterned
Dark / light
Lace up / loafers
Cotton / wool
Fedora / cap
Leather / exotic skin
Glasses / Lasik
Beard / clean shaven
aromatic -vs- english
czech tool -vs- tamper (8deco)
movies -vs- books
Bible -vs- Sunday morning sermon
ankle socks -vs- mid-calf socks
beard but bald -vs- full head of hair with patchy beard
ribbon cut -vs- flake
sunglasses -vs- hat (baseball cap)
Briefs(when you get older they come back.)
Suspenders
Boots
Nike
Jeans
Open Collar
Sport Coat
Pocket Watch
Wallet
Plaids
Solid
Dark
Loafer
Cotton
Fedora
Leather
Glasses
Beard