Well, my goodness, I'm now a Master

judandhispipe

When I joined in July of 2016, and saw the levels and point system, I knew I would take a while to reach this exalted level. My forum behavior in any sort of forum leans toward commenting as opposed to starting discussions. Since such labels don't mean a whole lot to me, I was content to let things go. and not try to start discussions just to start discussions.
And, 18 months later, here I am. Enjoy your pipes, friends, whatever you smoke.

PappyJoe

Welcome to the rank of Master. Our goal is to make all members masters.

motie2

Welcome @judandhispipe -- It's about time!!!

ghostsofpompeii

@judandhispipe Welcome to the Empire Of The Masters. Soon we will be ruling the World, making crucial life and death decisions that determine the fate of our Planet. With the first order of business - returning trans fats back to all our favorite bakery goods and potato chips.     

PappyJoe

After a one month indoctrination period, we will introduce you to the secrets of how you became a master.

piperdave

I would like to say congrats to @judandhispipe for becoming a master, that is quite an accomplishment. I know I haven't been commenting as much but I have done quite a bit over time (since joining April 2016) with comments and discussions (not starting them up to just start them up) as well. What I want to understand is why when they update the TPL site a while back did I go all the way back to apprentice and I am still there? I agree with judandhispipe I am not hung up on level and points system but if there is going to be one then I would think that it would operate correctly? I have asked multiple times but never received and answer? Not trying to steal your show or glory sir but just curious if anyone else experienced this?

motie2

The >>>secret truth<<< behind the TPL rating system: It's all nonsense. Who really cares?

jim102864

@judandhispipe - Congratulations!  I'm glad we all agree that the ranking system is just another fun component of being a member of TPL.  Still, it's kind of cool in it's own way to get a "promotion"

pipeman83

Congrats,@judandhispipe, I hope to make it there soon myself, I am still just a common sewer.

Oddjob27

Congrats @judandhispipe!! Cheers!

xDutchx

A lot of folks think they want to make Master, and then when they get here, they realize it's not all Wheaties boxes and handjobs. It's important to stay aware of the pitfalls, or you could end up dead in the back of a Cadillac, or even a dirty bathtub. Worse yet, you could end up taking your last breath with your cheek against a cool tile floor covered in urine, just like Lenny Bruce or Elvis. Try to stay away from the opiates, and the fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Londy3

@judandhispipe, Yay! Congrats on getting to Master. Now your in the Pinnacle of clubs with a shiney badge and all it's glory. (Shhh, a little secret from the club now your a member, none of us are really sure what this means but it looks good under your name)

judandhispipe

@Londy, that's about the way I view it. Looks good - doesn't put any 'baccy in my pipe. 

And, thanks, gents!

PappyJoe

Just don't get caught baiting.

motie2

<OUCH>

BlueCollarBastard

Not a Master yet,  but just got promoted to Apprentice!!

PappyJoe

@BlueCollarBastard - you look like an Enthusiast to me.

BlueCollarBastard

@PappyJoe    just happened a few hours after apprentice!!!

BlueCollarBastard

Didnt realize it

Woodsman

Fellow Masters, is now the time to initiate him into the Inner Circle of Devil, Oops, wrong forum. Nevermind,

motie2

@Woodsman -- C'mon man. Were we not specifically told never to speak of it? 

Corey562

Congrats... @judandhispipe

pwkarch

I have been a Master for awhile now and i STILL do not know the secret handshake..........

ocpunk714

Just a humble piper living the dream 

mfresa

Congrats @judandhispipe!!

Oddjob27

@judandhispipe congrats!!

Corey562

@judandhispipe congrats

Londy3

Shhh, keep the handshake, secret places of the inner circle quiet...the all seeing eye! 

ghostsofpompeii

The secret handshake has more to do with the $100.00 bill in your palm when shaking the hand. Then the bill magically disappears and you become a Master. 

Woodsman

@motie2 To know, to will, to dare, to keep silent.  

motie2

@Woodsman: That's hilarious!!!! Me, a Wiccan???? Hilarious!!!