Congrats To @Motie2 On Your Promotion To MASTER ... May I Refer To You As YODA?
ghostsofpompeii
Master
in General
Congrats my friend. I've been told that once you attain the level of MASTER you no longer need matches to light your pipe, but simple use your will and the power of The Force can make it happen.
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I have no freakin' idea why I am suddenly a Master. [The System Lords work in mischievous ways. Or is it mischievious? Actually, 53% of Americans misspell the word, adding an "i"]
Wait, is it because someone found out I had been a great debater in my college years?
(Or is that too saucy? I'm trying to be clever, but if I've given offense, please forgive me.)
Meanwhile I hate having the spotlight focused on me.
For is it not written, "After the spotlight comes the pie....."
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
@Londy3 -- And yet, each morning, I put my pants on one leg at a time.
And following the subtlety of your post......if we ever have a "convention" or meeting, etc., and we have a fishing tournament....just don't bait anyone's hooks if you get my drift.
"Balls!" said the Queen. "If I had to, I could be King." And the King laughed, not because he had to, but because he had two.
A noble reply very worthy from one of such honor. In other words; thanks man, that chuckle brightened my day.