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59. Avoid buying food from anyone with facial piercings. (View Post)

@DSturg369; Every well stocked cellar should have these. Just don't mention anything about my opinion to me Bride. (View Post)

Case in point. My bride came in my little office in our basement last night and noticed all the jars of Tobac that I have stored in one corner. She said, "you will never smoke all that tobacco&q… (View Post)

@PappyJoe; I guess, we all aren't as handsome as yourself. (View Post)

55. Always control your “inner voice” when your wife asks for your opinion on anything she feels is important. (View Post)