opipeman Master

@vtgrad2003; Nice assortment. Reminds me of the fellow that was pulled over in his pickup by a state trooper. He had a semi rifle and a 12 ga. pump in the rack on the back window. The trooper asked i… (View Post)

Last night, my neighbor came home drunk & banged on his own door for like 5 Minutes. Problem is, he lives alone, so I got out of bed and went outside and told him he wasn't there and he left. (View Post)

One day you are young and fun. The next thing you know, you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better. (View Post)

Not in jail, not in a mental hospital, not in a grave. I'd say I'm having a pretty good day. (View Post)

O hell, all I saved was the empty bottle. If the deposit is that important to you, it would be cheaper to just send you a nickel. Let me know! (View Post)