opipeman Master

52. If you are instructed to press “1” for English, hang up. (View Post)

@Zouave1864; I like your idea better than mine. (View Post)

@AceFour; That aroma would make me give up pipe smoking. Besides, I could never get kitty litter to stay lit. (View Post)

50. If junk mail comes with a prepaid return envelope, return it empty. (View Post)

@Montecristo; Like a lot of things in life, you learn from experience. (View Post)