Zouave1864 Master

@PappyJoe I must have been extra good. Started the day by sitting on a pipe. Got to work, lost a gemstone. Broke an emerald, then had the car engine die. My bosses wife told me to go straight home an… (View Post)

@RockyMountainBriar have you seen hot fuzz?  (View Post)

@opipeman Washington? (View Post)

Never....and I mean NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant until she has her feet in the stirrups and a Dr. in the room yelling "push!" (View Post)

I was at the local goodwill today, and it took everything in me to NOT buy these. All I could think of is "I need to put one on the mantle, and keep my tobacco in it." (View Post)