Topaz75 Professor

@Anthony If a pipe ever actually calls my name, I think I‘ll spend whatever money I have on psychiatric treatment. (View Post)

I’m 70 years-old: The chicks aren’t coming back no matter what I’m smoking. (View Post)

Attempting to name your children after famous musicians does not always work out. I know a guy who’s a blues aficionado, and he actually wanted to name his son Muddy. My guess is that his wife just s… (View Post)

My primary and I have exactly the same discussion vis a vis smoking every year during my annual physical. It invariably goes like this: Doctor: Are you still smoking? Me: Yes, I smoke a pipe. Doctor:… (View Post)

"Oh, shit!" -Henry Ford (View Post)