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@vtgrad2003 I don't know anyone who is sick and depraved enough to "bite you." I've seen rabid dogs that would bite themselves before they bite you. Yes. You work in academia. That and abou… (View Post)

Most common lie pipe smokers tell: I keep saying I'm not going to buy anymore pipes (or pipe tobacco). I say that all the time and then someone sticks a pipe in front of me and it says, "You hav… (View Post)

@vtgrad2003 Yes, "Pop a nut" can mean different things depending on the context. (View Post)

@mapletop Bill and Hillary have stayed married because: 1. They both love women 2. They each have enough evidence on the other to send them to jail for a long time. (View Post)

@vtgrad2003 One of my uncles got bit by a rabbit while hunting back in the 70s and was infected with a "rabbit fever". In defense of the rabbit, it was probably pissed because it had been s… (View Post)